{"id":1688,"date":"2004-05-22T01:06:20","date_gmt":"2004-05-22T01:06:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/trystancraft.com\/costume\/?p=1688"},"modified":"2023-09-25T17:04:48","modified_gmt":"2023-09-26T00:04:48","slug":"you-look-so-fancy-i-can-tell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/2004\/05\/22\/you-look-so-fancy-i-can-tell\/","title":{"rendered":"You look so fancy I can tell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My pirate lady costume is so goddamned girlie! It&#8217;s Foufy McPouftster. It&#8217;s dandy, it&#8217;s fey, it&#8217;s don&#8217;t-you-think-I-look-good-in-this-hat. Jack Sparrow would laugh me right off the gangplank, but he might want to shag me speechless first.<\/p>\n<p>Well, no, there&#8217;s not enough cleavage for that \ud83d\ude09 But it <em>is<\/em> the least &#8220;AAAARRRR&#8221; pirate you can imagine. It&#8217;s pretty and precious and purple. It&#8217;s delicate and charming. It will never get scurvy. Honestly, it&#8217;s like when Marie Antoinette dressed up as a &#8220;shepherdess&#8221; and played at being simple country folk &#8212; if she dressed up as a pirate, this would be her costume.<\/p>\n<p>And I love it! That&#8217;s just the effect I was going for.<\/p>\n<p>Janet Wilson Anderson once said she only does &#8220;pretty&#8221; costumes. Not ugly. I remember thinking at the time that was a bit snooty or exclusionary. But I&#8217;ve come to realize that&#8217;s my modus operandi too, and I&#8217;ve stopped being embarrassed about it. I <em>like<\/em> pretty costumes. And because I have limited time, energy, and funds, I want to devote that to creating costumes that make me feel beautiful, fantastical, exotic, sexy, silly, magical, and fun. Clothes that look old and worn don&#8217;t do that for me. I appreciate them as the amazing art they can be, but that&#8217;s just not my calling.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s kinda like why I stopped sewing everyday clothes for myself. The rewards just weren&#8217;t worth the efforts. Sure, I&#8217;d have a nice pair of pants or a skirt I could wear to work, but I could have saved time and bought something at Target instead. If I&#8217;m going to invest my hard work into making something, that thing must be something unlike anything else I can buy, and it must transport me to some other place in time, space, or my mind.<\/p>\n<p>So anyway. I finished the skirt today. Five yards of purple cartridge-pleated goodness! It&#8217;s heavy (duh) and it swirls divinely. Now I want to make a Georgian riding habit jacket to go with it! One thing at a time \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Tried on everything but the hat. The sword really adds the perfect touch, esp. since it&#8217;s a &#8220;pretty&#8221; sword with a fancy scabbard and such. Decided to wear the granny boots as the motorcycle boots are too clompy and distract from the Elegant Lady Pirateness. It&#8217;s like Elegant Gothic Lolita, except not looking like an 8-year-old.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1689\" style=\"width: 340px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/piratehat.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1689\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-1689 size-full\" title=\"My faaaaabulous tricorn\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/piratehat.jpg?resize=330%2C250&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"My faaaaabulous tricorn\" width=\"330\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/piratehat.jpg?w=330&amp;ssl=1 330w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/piratehat.jpg?resize=300%2C227&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 330px) 100vw, 330px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1689\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">My faaaaabulous tricorn<\/p><\/div>\n<p>This evening, I made the tricorn. Oh my, is this one foppish hat! Big black tricorn, edged in purple bias tape, and trimmed with peacock feathers and a purple cockade accented with a silver and black button. The size of the hat should nicely balance the incredibly full skirt.<\/p>\n<p>Wonder what jewelry to wear&#8230; Big silver hoop earrings seem appropriate. And that Indian mirrored choker on purple might work too. True purple lipstick and silvery eye makeup. Purple-and-black stripey tights. All set.<\/p>\n<p>The one last thing left to do is sew the buttons and trim on the coat. I&#8217;ll start with the buttons so if I get sick of it in the next few days and don&#8217;t get to the trim, it&#8217;s no biggie. Gotta have the buttons tho.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My pirate lady costume is so goddamned girlie! It&#8217;s Foufy McPouftster. It&#8217;s dandy, it&#8217;s fey, it&#8217;s don&#8217;t-you-think-I-look-good-in-this-hat. 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