{"id":2816,"date":"2012-08-07T20:25:22","date_gmt":"2012-08-08T03:25:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/trystancraft.com\/costume\/?p=2816"},"modified":"2014-12-11T00:16:23","modified_gmt":"2014-12-11T08:16:23","slug":"introducing-miss-shirley-u-jest-faux-drag-queen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/2012\/08\/07\/introducing-miss-shirley-u-jest-faux-drag-queen\/","title":{"rendered":"Introducing Miss Shirley U. Jest, Faux Drag Queen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A <a href=\"http:\/\/thenewgay.net\/2011\/03\/if-the-wig-fits-female-drag-queens.html\" target=\"_blank\">bio-queen<\/a> a la &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.logotv.com\/shows\/rupauls_drag_u\/season_1\/series.jhtml\" target=\"_blank\">RuPaul&#8217;s Drag U<\/a>,&#8221; even tho&#8217; nobody figured it out at the time. This was the costume I pulled together at the last minute for Costume College&#8217;s Saturday-night Gala. I intended to be a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston.com\/bostonglobe\/ideas\/articles\/2010\/08\/29\/ladies_gaga\/?rss_id=Boston+Globe+--+Ideas+section\" target=\"_blank\">female drag queen<\/a> &#8212; a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fauxqueens.com\/resources\/\" target=\"_blank\">faux queen<\/a> &#8212; but everyone just thought it was me dressed up extra flashy. I received tons of compliments, so I guess the costume was a win even if the concept didn&#8217;t work.<\/p>\n<p>And considering I spent two hours the Saturday before at the thrift store &amp; costume shop finding the purple satin dress ($10), black satin stiletto pumps ($12), Elvira wig ($15), &amp; purple false eyelashes ($10), this has got to be one of the least expensive &amp; easiest costumes I&#8217;ve ever created. The flowers &amp; onion grass I added to the wig &amp; dress were in The Stash, along with a bit of silver mesh for a butt-bow on the gown. All the makeup was scrounged from my dressing table, &amp; I winged it on the day-of, inspired by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cutoutandkeep.net\/projects\/drag-queen-makeup\" target=\"_blank\">various<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/heidilarsenmakeup.com\/?p=7323\" target=\"_blank\">things<\/a> I&#8217;d seen <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ipukeglamour.com\/tutorials\/Gothydragqueen.html\" target=\"_blank\">around<\/a> the <a href=\"http:\/\/sherry-makeup.deviantart.com\/art\/Drag-and-roll-202693029\" target=\"_blank\">net<\/a>. I accessorized with as much bling as possible, natch.<\/p>\n<p>Considering how much people liked me in a beehive &amp; crazy makeup, I may have to do this again, even tho&#8217; I thought this would be a one-night-only outfit&#8230; well, I always wanted Miss Jest to make another appearance \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<div class=\"tiled-gallery type-rectangular tiled-gallery-unresized\" data-original-width=\"640\" data-carousel-extra='null' itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/ImageGallery\" > <div class=\"gallery-row\" style=\"width: 640px; height: 241px;\" data-original-width=\"640\" data-original-height=\"241\" > <div class=\"gallery-group images-1\" style=\"width: 147px; height: 241px;\" data-original-width=\"147\" data-original-height=\"241\" > <div class=\"tiled-gallery-item tiled-gallery-item-small\" itemprop=\"associatedMedia\" itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/ImageObject\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dragqueen4.jpg?ssl=1\" border=\"0\" itemprop=\"url\"> <meta itemprop=\"width\" content=\"143\"> <meta itemprop=\"height\" content=\"237\"> <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" data-attachment-id=\"2831\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dragqueen4.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"483,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Miss Shirley U. 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Jest <\/div> <\/div> <\/div> <!-- close group --> <div class=\"gallery-group images-1\" style=\"width: 129px; height: 241px;\" data-original-width=\"129\" data-original-height=\"241\" > <div class=\"tiled-gallery-item tiled-gallery-item-small\" itemprop=\"associatedMedia\" itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/ImageObject\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dragqueen3.jpg?ssl=1\" border=\"0\" itemprop=\"url\"> <meta itemprop=\"width\" content=\"125\"> <meta itemprop=\"height\" content=\"237\"> <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" data-attachment-id=\"2830\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dragqueen3.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"424,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"You better WERK!\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;You better WERK!&lt;\/p&gt; \" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dragqueen3.jpg?fit=159%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dragqueen3.jpg?fit=424%2C800&#038;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dragqueen3.jpg?w=125&#038;h=237&#038;ssl=1\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dragqueen3.jpg?w=424&amp;ssl=1 424w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dragqueen3.jpg?resize=159%2C300&amp;ssl=1 159w\" width=\"125\" height=\"237\" loading=\"lazy\" data-original-width=\"125\" data-original-height=\"237\" itemprop=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/image\" title=\"You better WERK!\" alt=\"You better WERK!\" style=\"width: 125px; height: 237px;\" \/> <\/a> <div class=\"tiled-gallery-caption\" itemprop=\"caption description\"> You better WERK! <\/div> <\/div> <\/div> <!-- close group --> <div class=\"gallery-group images-1\" style=\"width: 182px; height: 241px;\" data-original-width=\"182\" data-original-height=\"241\" > <div class=\"tiled-gallery-item tiled-gallery-item-small\" itemprop=\"associatedMedia\" itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/ImageObject\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dragqueen2.jpg?ssl=1\" border=\"0\" itemprop=\"url\"> <meta itemprop=\"width\" content=\"178\"> <meta itemprop=\"height\" content=\"237\"> <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" data-attachment-id=\"2829\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dragqueen2.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"600,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Fabulous &amp;#038; fierce\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;Fabulous &amp;#038; fierce&lt;\/p&gt; \" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dragqueen2.jpg?fit=225%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dragqueen2.jpg?fit=600%2C800&#038;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dragqueen2.jpg?w=178&#038;h=237&#038;ssl=1\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dragqueen2.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dragqueen2.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" width=\"178\" height=\"237\" loading=\"lazy\" data-original-width=\"178\" data-original-height=\"237\" itemprop=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/image\" title=\"Fabulous &amp; fierce\" alt=\"Fabulous &amp; fierce\" style=\"width: 178px; height: 237px;\" \/> <\/a> <div class=\"tiled-gallery-caption\" itemprop=\"caption description\"> Fabulous &#038; fierce <\/div> <\/div> <\/div> <!-- close group --> <div class=\"gallery-group images-1\" style=\"width: 182px; height: 241px;\" data-original-width=\"182\" data-original-height=\"241\" > <div class=\"tiled-gallery-item tiled-gallery-item-small\" itemprop=\"associatedMedia\" itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/ImageObject\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dragqueen1.jpg?ssl=1\" border=\"0\" itemprop=\"url\"> <meta itemprop=\"width\" content=\"178\"> <meta itemprop=\"height\" content=\"237\"> <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" data-attachment-id=\"2828\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dragqueen1.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"600,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"No T, no shade, Miss Jest\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;No T, no shade, Miss Jest&lt;\/p&gt; \" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dragqueen1.jpg?fit=225%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dragqueen1.jpg?fit=600%2C800&#038;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dragqueen1.jpg?w=178&#038;h=237&#038;ssl=1\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dragqueen1.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dragqueen1.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" width=\"178\" height=\"237\" loading=\"lazy\" data-original-width=\"178\" data-original-height=\"237\" itemprop=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/image\" title=\"No T, no shade, Miss Jest\" alt=\"No T, no shade, Miss Jest\" style=\"width: 178px; height: 237px;\" \/> <\/a> <div class=\"tiled-gallery-caption\" itemprop=\"caption description\"> No T, no shade, Miss Jest <\/div> <\/div> <\/div> <!-- close group --> <\/div> <!-- close row --> <\/div>\n<p>See all my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/trystbat\/sets\/72157630963814506\/\" target=\"_blank\">Costume College 2012 pix on Flickr<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A bio-queen a la &#8220;RuPaul&#8217;s Drag U,&#8221; 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I intended to be a female drag queen &#8212; a faux queen &#8212; but everyone just thought it was me dressed up extra<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"excerpt-more blog-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/www.trystancraft.com\/costume\/2012\/08\/07\/introducing-miss-shirley-u-jest-faux-drag-queen\/\">Read the Rest of this Post&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7,207,11],"tags":[80,99,179,198],"class_list":["post-2816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-characters","category-drag","category-fantasy","tag-drag-queen","tag-finished-costume","tag-thrift-store","tag-wigs"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Introducing Miss Shirley U. 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